Ben Affleck: Oh, you like that, MULE. Devil Jay 2: Don't you recognize me? Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. Mules are GOOD! Jay: That would never work as a movie. Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! What? Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. What do we do with them now? You gotta go from the heart, yo. More on the set of Bluntman and Chronic. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: I'd do anything for you. Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. [slightly amused] The Secret Stash While each section of disc two may come with interesting titles, it usually just turns out to be yet more deleted footage. So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? Ben Affleck: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back With sidesplitting dialogue and rampant profanity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reunites Kevin Smith's dynamic duo in supreme lowbrow style. Girls like that kinda shit. This quiz is based SOLELY on the movie, not on any extra scenes that may be found on the DVD. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Chaka's Production Assistant: Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. When it comes down to business, this is what I do. . 104 min. Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a film. Since you let our patsy slip away, you gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. Behind the Scenes Featurette All too brief clips of previous Kevin Smith movies, including the sublime "Clerks", remind you of a sharp talent now bloated out into self-referential comedy hell. Tricia Jones: Whillenholly: [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. Estimated time: 6 mins. If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. Echo Base: They put those guys in a bunch of movies. Velma: Jay: Brent: Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - Parents Guide - IMDb Oh Jesus, again Ben? Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." Yeah, well. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Bluntman and Chronic: 2001: In the comedy film, the duo Jay and Silent Bob encounter the making of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, a satirical sequel to Good Will Hunting. Oh yeah, nice parenting. What is your damage, little boy. Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for. Angel Jay: / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. Jay: I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO fucking in love with you. James Van Der Beek: Whillenholly: Well! Remind me to renew that restraining order. Jay: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey.
Jay and Silent Bob Reboot is Offensively Bad : r/RedLetterMedia - reddit [to Banky] Jay: Comedy Central's Reel Comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" -21+ minute look at the film, including clips from it, behind the scenes footage and interviews. Will you fuck me when you get out? Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. (failed) Be smooth. Comedy Central's Reel Comedy The US Comedy Central TV channel dish-up another of their outrageously unfunny guides to the making of a movie. Gus Van Sant: By what name was Dogma (1999) officially released in India in English? James Van Der Beek: Shannen Doherty: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Hitchhiker: No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Taste the booger flavor. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep? Chaka: Randal Graves: [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. Is this the final movie set in 'The Askewniverse'? Justice: Jay: Sheep are beautiful creatures. Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] Chaka: Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. And you know what they do to you in jail. Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet. R. . Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup. Fuck you, you already said half.
What are Kevin Smith's next 5 movies? : r/ViewAskewniverse Ben Affleck: Ben Affleck: Two reasons. [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. You guys are gonna ruin my movie career. Chaka: Look at me. Jason Biggs: Originally intended to be the last film set in the Askewniverse, or to feature Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back features many characters from the previous Askew films, some in dual roles and/or reprising roles from the previous four entries. See production, box office & company info, Kevin Smith delivers the goods in a great finale. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $12.99 ID: aec.mimx1000803435dvd Format DVD Blu-ray Disc Condition Used Availability: In Stock Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Synopsis Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Jay: Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. Holden: Jay: It's a Miramax flick. The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. Then you can do the art picture.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / Funny - TV Tropes What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? No, you the man, and that's the problem. Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell. Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. She is too fine. [after asked to get a new clean latte]
The Untold Truth Of Jay And Silent Bob - Looper.com [about "Dawson's Creek"] Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . Holden: Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass. A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. Jay:
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder | Fanedit.org Forums Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Last 3 plays: kylemartins99 . Let's go, misters. The C.L.I.T. [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] Hitchhiker:
[counting his money] [to infant Jay] Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." You went to film school didn't you? What the fuck are you talking about? Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK KEVIN SMITH DIMENSION REGION 2 PAL DVD at the best online prices at eBay! And Tubby here is my black man servant. Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that we call it DOOBIE SNACKS! Fine, I'll give you two-thirds of what I make. Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers. Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? Shaggy: Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. What are you trying to say? [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Dude, I think I just filled the cup. Endless rambling chat from Kevin Smith and others does not make for great entertainment, and it's assuming that the audience has nothing better to do, which is just insulting. Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. Oh, shit, It understood us! Jay: I'm a noble rabbit Jay: But Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." What am I, blind? Un-ban us. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz. You chug that ass cock, baby. The movie seemed designed specifically for my warped sense of humor. But it was better than "Mallrats". Whillenholly: Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. Whillenholly: , none of you little fucks out there. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. I quit! Holy Shit. The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch. Uh-huh. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Great. edit crew name : nOmArch. Sorry, Justice. / We smoke the blunts. Matt Damon: You're not paralyzed. There's nothing you can do about it. On his podcast Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Kevin Smith explained at length about how much of a "headache" the film was to make, mostly owing to Jason Mewes's drug and alcohol abuse turning him into a "ticking time bomb", which threatened to shut the project down at any moment. So? Wes Craven: Eew, man, she had '70s bush. [slaps it out his hands] Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! Sissy: Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. Hooker #1: Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. Jay: [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). Holden: I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. Silent Bob's Mother: Hey! Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: While the duo is shocked to learn that they won't be getting any money from the film, they're more horrified that people on the Internet are badmouthing . [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics.
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Audio Commentary One Director Kevin Smith is joined by co-star Jason Mewes and producer Scott Mosier for a commentary that's a banal waste of disc space. hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. Jay : What buzz? If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden: - Niggaz With Puppets. Sissy: Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! While the picture betrayed a few concerns, as a whole it looked quite good and it offered the strongest image of any Smith DVD to date. Jay: . Jay: You're like a child. Look, man. I've got a wiping problem. Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. Cock-Knocker: Jay: Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Jay's Mother: Jay: [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. Oh, all right. Justice: It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous characters. 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. The two-disc DVD release of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" will take fans to a new frontier of stoner humour. The monkey will spank us! Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. Passerby: Whillenholly: Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Will you fuck me when you get out? . Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: That's pretty funny. Jay: You used to be into all this girl stuff. He LOVES the cock. Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? Alright. Chaka's Production Assistant: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. It's the new millennium. Echo Base: Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Banky: This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. Watch the language, little boy! Jay: Jay: Okay, play it cool, hot shot. Free shipping for many products! I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. Especially you. Wes? You have a sick and twisted world perspective. THE SIGN on the back of the car said "Critters Of HOLLYWOOD", YOU DUMB FUCK! And for one more record, he does love the cock. Well, *you're* in love. On the bonus DVD (176 minutes), Smith explains in the on-camera intros of the deleted scenes that several scenes had to be cut from the theatrical release, due to the film initially receiving an NC-17 rating from the MPAA. When, Lord when? The white man stole it. All these assholes on the Internet are callin' us names because of this fuckin' stupid movie. Right. Fred: Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (whose name is taken from Land of the Lost characters [1]) arrives; oblivious to the diamond heist, he claims jurisdiction due to the escaped animals, all of which have been recovered but the orangutan. Jay: These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Check this shit out. No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one.
I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls. The little stoner was right! Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. Randal Graves: Oh you REALLY don't wanna help us. Jay: Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract. Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics toojust kidding). You should be. In prison, he'll be the pie. You gotta do the safe picture. Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film.